Starting my first kitchen job are these good knives for a high volume prep cook?

by sauteslut

25 Comments

  1. Taint_Liquor

    Absolutely. You should definitely show up first day with those. Make sure to bring the block, too, so they know you’re serious.

  2. torsun_bryan

    It’s a poor craftsman who blames his tools

  3. CaptinLazerFace

    Gold is known for its ability to maintain an edge.

  4. DingDongDingoKong

    Perfect. Turn the block on its side and it doubles as a cutting board.

  5. ItsJustAUsername_

    It has a sleek handle design, which any good chef will tell you is pivotal for looking your best while having your best form. These will help you slay!

    Make sure you add the Lindsay Lohan potato peeler to your Amazon wishlist.

  6. brown-and-sticky

    With the fame that Nirvana gave it, you really can’t go wrong with the iconic heart-shaped block.

  7. 88Milton

    She also sells gold colored doggie poop bags (really).

  8. daschande

    No one’s asking the real question. How well does it cut chives?

  9. cucklord_swiper

    No, you should not bring those in. Someone might steal them.

  10. chrisostermann

    Pro tip, slot a Shigefusa Honyaki in the larger spot on the block and make everyone very confused.

  11. proudvapedad

    so whats the proper callout when you walk one of these to dish to spray it?

    “sharp knife”? Or “that’s hot”?

  12. bml20002

    As terrible as they certainly are, they do look comfy in the hand. 🤷🏽‍♂️. They look like they hold their edge like a 12 year old fat goth kid under pressure aka first time pushed.

  13. I think OP should be ridiculed for eternity in this sub unless they share a picture of these knives, in the block, at work

  14. omega_grainger69

    3rd gen knife forger here, I’ve never used a better piece of steel in my life.

  15. Just going to take this opportunity to remind people that Paris Hilton is extremely racist, homophobic, antisemitic, and wore blackface on her own tv show (season four The Simple Life).

    > ranting that gay men are “disgusting” and “probably have AIDS”

    > Hilton (points to an actor in Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but **then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross. (pauses) Does that guy look black to you**

    > Strauss: **How black does a guy have to be?**

    > Hilton: **One percent is enough for me.**

    > a party promoter named Brian Quintana was granted a restraining order against Hilton, alleging that she had referred to him as a “dirty Mexican.”

    https://jezebel.com/the-revision-of-paris-hiltons-story-is-missing-somethin-1845093418

    > Elsewhere in the clip, she describes another partygoer as a “fucking hoodlum broke, poor bitch from, like, Compton. Public school bitch!” and repeatedly calls a male friend a “f***ot.”

    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stephaniesoteriou/paris-hilton-history-racism-anti-gay-problematic

    Then in 2020, Jezebel were sent archival parisexposed.com footage of **Paris singing a parody of “We Are Family” by Sister Sledge, where she changed the lyrics to: “I am a fat ugly Jewish b***h / I’m a little jap-y Jew / I am a little Black wh***, I get fucked in the butt for coke / I’m a n***er and I’m Black and I steal shit.”**

    https://jezebel.com/the-revision-of-paris-hiltons-story-is-missing-somethin-1845093418

    And there’s mountains more. She’s a terrible person. She’s physically repulsed by black and gay people.

    She accused people making sexual harassment claims of doing it for fame and attention https://ew.com/music/2017/08/16/paris-hilton-trump-sexual-harassment-accusers/

  16. discordianofslack

    IMO if you’re not using these knives you’re not fucking cooking.

  17. Darnoc_QOTHP

    You have to bedazzle the handles a little to get the balance right.

  18. Dilligent-Spinosaur

    Absolutely not! You’ll be fighting tooth and nail with the other chefs to keep them from stealing them. Absolutely gonna cause chaos and/or mass jealousy in the kitchen.

  19. Phantom120198

    I’m not sure if dudes who are weird about their masculinity would never touch them so your knives would be safe or if every chef in the kitchen would be tripping over themselves to get their hand on these beauties. Could go either way